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A BEER SNOB'S Guide to the B.A.R. Beer Gift Exchange

On Thursday nights, I often run in a group event called BAR = Beer Appreciation Run. It's usually 5-7 miles of running in the woods, in the dark, in a group. Then afterwards we hang out at Shelter #14 and drink beer.

A few weeks ago, things got even better. They told me on the week before Christmas they do a beer gift exchange. I was definitely in! But this being my first time, I made a few rookie mistakes. So, as a public service announcement, here are three tips on what to do at your first Trail Nerds BAR Holiday Beer gift exchange, so your learning curve doesn't have to be as steep as mine.

Here's what I did. I created a mixed six-pack with two AWESOME beers, two really good beers and two not so good beers. Then I wrapped the six-pack in some festive paper. I was particularly proud of the way I tied the ribbon through the handle of the six-pack carton.

But here's the way it played out. Out of the almost 20 participants, exactly two had bothered with wrapping paper. Most were simply placed in multiple plastic sacks so you couldn't see what was inside. One guy wrapped his in a sweatshirt, but he did make it pretty clear that he needed the sweatshirt back. Nicely wrapped packages were picked close to the end. I think there was a common distrust among the group that the better the packaging, the worse the beer.

1. KEEP THE WRAPPING SIMPLE > I'm thinking plain brown, paper bag next year. Basic enough to fit in, yet unique enough to stand out in the sea of white plastic. The runner who picked my six-pack pulled out the Funky Pumpkin first and that killed anyone else from wanting to steal it. That's why I recommend you...

2. GO WITH A STRAIGHT SIX PACK > Cans over bottles, and the hoppier, the better with this group. When it was my turn to pick, I opted to steal a six pack of HopNosh from a guy, then a few rounds later somebody stole it from me. Since he was the third owner, no one else could steal from him, so he immediately opened it and started drinking it. And he offered me one of the cans. Classy move! Thanks HopNosh stealing guy. Instead of stealing again, I went to the unopened bags and drew a six-pack of Blue Moon Gingerbread Spice Ale. How do I be polite about this? It would not have been my first pick. I would call it wimpy beer. And just as social validation, nobody was interested in stealing it from me. See my video about a simple solution for what to do with crappy beer. After all the "unwrapping" and stealing were over, a fellow runner did ask about my beer. I offered him one and he traded me with one of his. Then another did the same. Which is why next time, I'll...

3. TRADE BEERS AT THE END > Treat it like kids with halloween candy. That's the beauty of giving a full six pack of the same. Everybody can create their own sampler pack through trading instead of the gift giver creating the mix.

Fantastic time! Fun group! And next time, I'll know better what to do.

RUN REVIEW | Roots 'n Blues Half Marathon

RECOMMENDATION: Beautiful course at a great time of year, as part of an awesome music festival, but the logistics are a little rough around the edges.

My sister wearing a used "granny" sweatshirt she could ditch during the race.

My sister wearing a used "granny" sweatshirt she could ditch during the race.

My sister suggested meeting in Columbia, Missouri (halfway between her home in St. Louis and my home in Kansas City) to run the Root 'n Blues Half Marathon. She ended up bringing two other friends, and my buddy Jerry and his wife came to participate as well. We ended up with seven people in our combined group which added to the experience. The course was beautiful, and the weather was ideal, but there were a couple of logistical details prevent me from eagerly agreeing to do this race again:

  • The course map online did not have the elevation grade - the course ended up being relatively flat, but that's nice information to have prior to the race.
  • There was no on-site event parking, so you had to park at a garage and ride the shuttle in, but they only had one school bus running. I'm assuming that's a snafu they will fix going forward.
  • The 10k and half marathon races shared the same finish line. The timing was such that the several 10k walkers were finishing when I came through, and the chute was a little narrow for the overlap.
  • Post race food was BBQ and beer which are some of my favorites, but the line was extremely long, and BBQ was cold and dry and the beer was Michelob Ultra which seemed way out of place for a super hipster event like Roots 'n Blues.
  • An unsecured bag drop. For a race this size that requires being shuttled in, get two volunteers to run a more secure storage.
  • Aid stations were bare. Only water or Gatorade, and the second to last station only had Gatorade.

On the plus side:

  • Nice medal.
  • Packet pick up was organized, friendly and helpful.
  • Pictures of the event were free.
  • Did I mention the course?
  • What about the weather?
  • Oh, and there were the awesome people I hung out with.

I had a blast of time with my friends, and I finished with a respectable 8:32 pace at 1:51 placing 127 out of 587. My travel involved another positive AirBnB experience, this time staying with Billy and Carrie. They were delightful hosts, and provided a tremendous value for the price.

Crossing the finish line!

Crossing the finish line!

Crazy sister dancing across the finish line!

Crazy sister dancing across the finish line!

Check out my journey to run 50 marathons in 50 states.