The lawyer in your head
You’re not analyzing the situation. You’re building a case against yourself.
Falling behind
I thought I was making progress and finally ahead of the curve. The ivy on the east side of the house disagreed.
Junk food for my mind
That wasn't rest. It was junk food for my mind. 25 minutes on Instagram and I felt foggy and a little gross.
Fearless DIYer
I flooded my kitchen trying to fix the ice maker. Worst part? I'd do it all again.
I have the memory of goldfish
How to make sure future you actually remembers what you learned.
Looking for a kitchen in a hospital
My dad thought the hospital was my brother's house. We all laughed. Then I realized we're all doing the same thing.